Probably the Cleanest Driver In the World

Few will argue with me when i make the following regnant statement:
The cost of acquiring a driving licence is indeed exorbitant.

No one will disagree when i make another claim:
The cost of maintaining a car is ludicrous, especially with the ever rising petrol cost.

What is egnimatic however, is that most still yearn to drive. I'm no different. I'm almost reaching my 1 yr milestone since I recieved my driving licence.

Wonderously, I have such a clean record when it comes to driving.

Here are my staggering statistics:

No. of times speeding: 0
No. of times making illegal turns: 0
No. of times wheel clamped: 0
No. of parking fines: 0 (wah!)
No. of times beating red lights: 0
No. of times stopping illegally: 0

The next one is mind blowing:
No. of times using handphone while driving: Still 0 !!!

In fact, Im pretty sure that I'm probably one of the cleanest driver in this world.

Before u hop into my car the next time round, read this:

No of times driving since I got my licence: 0